dysphoria

a girl that wears glasses that

perceives her life as melodramatic

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Me:
I'd like a Coke.

Waiter:
is Pepsi okay?

Me:
yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.

Waiter:
fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via asian)

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

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(Source: morevnaa, via perks-of-being-chinese)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via asian)